Rocky!

One thing I love about Kiwi's is their sense of humor. Here is an example

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Outdoor-garden-conservatory/Landscaping-materials/Stones-rocks/auction-357989041.htm#qna

Please click on the link and read it. First just clicking for there are kudo's for the number of views of the Auction. The listing itself, and the comments are quite humorous. And go ahead and bid on it as it does go for a good cause. Christchurch Earthquake Aid.