Bun Puns

In late January, I was walking to church one Sunday morning and fell hard on my bottom. It had rained the day before and the asphalt footpath was slippery. My whole right bottom was bruised and tender for two weeks. Anyone touching my bottom (husband or son) got yelled at to keep their paws off. Dennis said to me, "Mom, you must be really bummed out." I was lopsided as well with the bruised bum swollen bigger than the other one. A month later and it's almost fully healed. The experience gives new meaning to my expression, "tough tushies."